volcainist:

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

(via jenniferhlee52)

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via doyou-hearthe-peoplesing)

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via doyou-hearthe-peoplesing)

"I love this one: “it’s better to be extraordinary at simple things than mediocre at something extraordinary.”"

Unknown (via psych-facts)

(via letmefixu)

When a horse takes off with me…

whatshoulddressagequeenscallme:

image

(via warmblood-wanderlust)

skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

image

(via keep-on-trekkin)

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

(Source: ronswansoning, via madisonike)

Harry Potter's Character Development

  • Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.

My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(Source: autosuficiencia, via doyou-hearthe-peoplesing)

thataltchick6:

Take care, Jennifer… 😂😂

(Source: putting-it-in-putin, via oldfashionedfools)

thekamstermck-fallen-angel:

a-soldiers-fallen-angel:

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

The Winchesters Everyone

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did

(Source: flygoing, via twisted-psychopath)

"When I’m hurt, I shut down. I turn into a total sarcastic bitch. I shut off my emotions, and act indifferent towards everything even though it might be killing me inside."

— (via these-fading-scars)

(via twisted-psychopath)